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"Corny" Fruit & Vegetable Jokes!

Origin of the word "CORNY"... Definition: Unsophisticated, old-fashioned, or excessively sentimental. One story says this expression began in the 1890's. Companies selling seeds sent their catalogs to farmers. Jokes and riddles were added to the seed catalogs, but the jokes were obvious and trite. They became knows as corn catalog jokes, then corn jokes, and eventually the adjective "corny" was born. from Eat Your Words, by Charlotte Foltz Jones Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears! Do you know the father of all bad jokes is? Pop Corn! Have you heard about the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner! Knock, Knock Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce Who? Lettuce in and you'll find out! What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me! Which vegetable did Noah leave off the Ark? Leeks. What is Noah's favorite fruit? Pears (pairs)! Did you hear the joke about the watermelon? It's pit-iful! What happens when you sit on a grape? It gives a little wine! Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job? He couldn't concentrate!

More "Corny" Jokes!

What is small, red and whispers? A hoarse radish! How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! What vegetable might you find in your basement? Cellar-y! What is green and goes to a summer camp? A Brussels' scout. Why did the Tomato go out with a prune! Because he couldn't find a date! How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste! Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing. Shopper: I'm looking for STEWED tomatoes. Clerk: Try the salad BAR!

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